Box of Hats and Wigs

Occasionally, I write words about video games. Some of these are for more serious publications than others and by that I mean that I can’t just make jokes about masturbation (the content of half of this blog and about a third of British Gaming Blog) in some of them. One of these is the fantastic student paper and website The Linc, one I recommend not just because I write for them, but also because I’ve been out with the team twice this week. I’m easily swayed.

The Linc, as well as a website and a printed paper, also produces weekly podcasts which I’ll also recommend in a completely impartial and lack of bias manner. To be fair, I’m really only mentioning it because I’m on the ‘magazine’ podcast released this Sunday.

They’re recorded in the studios of community station Siren FM, which also broadcasts the show, and baring a few minor technical issues of forgetting to hit record (minor, see) they went quite well.

This is quite a surprise as in a situation with a microphone in front of you the first things that spring to mind are the things you shouldn’t say, such as shit, fuck, cunt, pissweasel, faggotmongrel, cock-eating-dildo-fest, bummed in the gob, fellatio fanboy, rapey eyes, poster boy for castration, as appealing as shovelling your own shit down your throat and topping it off with the zest squeezed out of a cow’s vagina, cumbucket, cumditch, cum-for-brains, minge-munching-carpet-cleaner and wankeater.

Thankfully I haven’t said any of those yet.